Are you smart as a kindergarden kid or as "smart" as a Harvard kid?

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?


97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out,
but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out,
in 6 minutes or less.



Muahahah I aint telling the answer!!!